I AM THE BIGGEST DUMBASS

AHHHHHH..I AM SO INFURIATED WITH MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Let me explain…

So today, my friend, George, who flew out from New York to visit us for two weeks calls me to come down to Old Chicago in Southlands for a bite and drink.  I get there and all of us catch up and talk as usual.  He pops the question if I have a girlfriend or been talking to any girl lately to which I replied no BUT I do have one girl in mind that I do want to talk to.  Which of course, DUH, PERSIAN GIRL! We both laugh it out about the stories I tell them about my friends embarrassing me and such. After a couple of drinks we all decide to go back home and meet up at Dave & Busters later that night.  After all, it is only a Wednesday night and we weren’t expecting anything drastically fun to do.  So 10:00 PM was the designated time to meet up.

10:00 PM rolls around and I’m pulling up to the D&B parking lot and hop out and call my friend.

“We’re at the bar in the arcade room.  Come on back!” George tells me.  I hang up and briskly walk to the arcade.  It’s pretty crowded considering the fact it is only a Wednesday night.  My eyes are scanning around the bar area for my friends and then the first person that catches my eyes are…PERSIAN GIRL!!! SHE’S FREAKING SITTING RIGHT THERE WITH HER FRIEND.  With her black hair hanging down, wearing all black, and her eyes just as beautiful as EVER.  My eyes IMMEDIATELY widen and my jaw slightly drops.  I suddenly freeze and just quickly walk around the bar while my ears are still burning hot from blood rush.  Eventually, I find my friends, and George looks at me and asks me while I’m smiling so awkwardly.  I whisper to him, “OH MY GOD!  THAT’S THE PERSIAN GIRL I WAS TALKING ABOUT!!!” he bursts out laughing and said, “DUDE! When Jason and I walked in I was being hypothetical and said ‘What if that was Daniel’s Persian Girl?’” We all started laughing and I could not just stop glancing over her direction.

After talking with friends, George and I decided to go play ping pong.  We rent out the paddle and ball and while we’re playing freaking PERSIAN GIRL hops on the table right next to us!!! SHE’S STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO ME!! My friend is giving me the stare “GO TALK TO HER” and I’m freezing up like a complete moron.

At one point, her ball bounces over to my side to which I pick up and she smiles at me says, “I’m sorry!” and I quickly reply back, “No! No! It’s ok!” and she said, “These tables are really close, huh?” and I just gave the dumbest shortest reply of, “Yeah, I know, huh?” and go back to my game…but the inside of my head I was screaming, “WHY THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY THAT?!?!!??!?!?!!” I SHOULD HAVE SAID, “Are you any good at ping pong?  We should switch partners and compete each other!…” or, “I see you around and blah blah…”

UGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH…I FREAKING BLEW IT!!! I’M SO MAD AT MYSELF!!!!!! 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Source: deathoftheintellectual)

The spring semester ended great!  Paul and Chinh’s graduation celebration spun totally out of control and I don’t remember coming home! Paul’s idea of celebration was straight forward, according to him he said, “After the ceremony, we’re going to eat, and then go straight to drinking,” of course I agreed but I thought it was all just a hype up talk but damn! He wasn’t lying!!! HAHAHA, after a huge dine out with his family we all just started having bottoms up by 4pm!  By 11pm I knew I was totally incoherent as I was just stumbling around laughing at everything my friends were saying to me!  I vaguely remember my friend driving us back to Paul’s house around 2:30 in the morning and we’re all laughing while trashing his place completely.  Next thing I know, I’m waking up in my bedroom with my jeans and t-shirt still on and my cellphone is in the shower, my glasses are in the sink, and there’s toothpaste everywhere! @_@

Summer is already boring…it’s nice to sleep in everyday thought! HAHA! I’ve been waking up around noon or 1 pm taking my sweet time doing what ever the hell I want.  I’ve been spending a lot of time organizing my room, cleaning the house, learning how to cook different food, and then going to the gym. Crap!  I can only do those things for so long though.  It’s not like I’m going to clean my house EVERYDAY! That’s just morbid.  On a brighter note, the Rugged Maniac 5K Run is coming up this Saturday so I’m looking forward to that!  The following week is the Color Run but the big focus is on the Boulder Boulder 10K Run.  Now that school is out, I can finally really dedicate my time off to pushing boundaries on my fitness level.  Glad I decided not to do summer school too.  Once it hits June I’m going to start hiking and crossing things off my summer to do list! 

GODS OF THE UNIVERSE. PLEASE LET ME GET A DECENT GRADE ON MY PHYSICS FINAL.  IT WAS EASIER THAN I THOUGHT BUT THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT LAST TIME AND TOTALLY BOMBED IT ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE CLASS. I NEED TO PASS PHYSICS…

NO..

MATTER..

WHAT..!!!

Simple tip

When I first started attending Metro in Spring 2011 one of my first classes was American History Since 1865.  My professor had an extremely positive disposition and I was amazed on the immense amount of knowledge he possessed.  Not with history alone but with a sophisticated and one of the most logical thinking when it came to political issues or current events. Even though the class was extremely small, only mounting up to a mere eight students, he would make us engage in discussions with him pertaining to the material we went over during lecture.  He would only implement ONE rule to our discussion.  According to him, he referred this as the CARDINAL SIN.  It was simple, all he said was, “When discussing, at NO POINT will you apply logic to the past,”  This quickly killed ANY possibility of discussion. To talk about history, it is almost natural for anyone to talk about what we should have, could have, would have done.  When all of us finally raised our hands to tell him that we had nothing to discuss he gave us a very valuable life lesson that I still carry on to this day.  Even though I’m not reciting exactly word for word but the overall message he was projecting was people spend too much of their energy trying to make sense of the past by applying their current logic to justify the perfect outcome of the past.  The past is already done and dealt with NO MATTER what you hate or love about it.  BUT! Instead of the futile effort of applying the logic in the past, you can use that same logic and apply it to the future which hasn’t happen just yet.

He then talked about how this isn’t just a simple rule with history or politics.  This is a simple rule that applies to everyday life.  I’m going to use an example that can easily relate to people in my age group.  When a couple fights, it’s quite common to hear the male or female criticizing each other on what he/she did in the past that caused frustration on the other half.  I hear this all the time, “You should have known this…well then, why didn’t you bring it up?…you should have just picked up the phone when I called you…” the list goes on and on.  If you see this from an outside perspective, you can quickly pick up on the argument essentially just goes in a circle because both parties are nitpicking at old matters that are totally irrelevant at that point!  Long story short, by all means, do let your partner know what it is that caused you to be so upset but as I said before. APPLY the logic to the future, let him/her know, “Hey, I was quite upset on your behavior this one day…and I was wondering if next time you can minimize that..blah blah,”

This also goes for studies as well.  Don’t say, “I should have stayed in and then maybe I would have known chapter 11 a little better,” who cares!  It’s already done and over!  Think on this term, “I messed up the last time I went out and neglected my studies, next week I’m going to review the remaining chapters for this semester,” TAH-DAH! SIMPLE LOGIC!

Now somebody buy me a Siberian Husky.

New multifunctional weapon!

What’s been going on in physics…

Random stuff that’s been said or happened

Story 1,

My physics professor gives us a 10 minute break and we just got back our exams.  The class average was in the 50’s and everyone was devastated.  Once our break time came by, he told us to take a break and go out and smoke crack.  I whisper to my friend, “Let’s smoke PCP!!” my professor overheard that.  He then has this thousand yard stare and quietly whispers, “Oh man…I haven’t done PCP in such a long time,” HAHAHA, the whole class starts laughing.

Story 2,

While I was talking my friends this girl next to me asks me what kind of girls do I like. I asked her if she had any interest on being my girlfriend, she said no.  I replied back then what I like in a girl is none of her business then.  She gives me a weird look and then asks, “Ok, so then what kind of girl would you WOULDN’T date?” I give her a very serious look and say, “A handicap girl in wheelchairs, I’m not a fucking nurse,” my friends are dying from laughter.

Story 3,

My professor is obsessed with cats for some reason.  His computer wallpaper always consist of his cats or some kind of feline animal.  We talked about energy dissipation and the concept of calories and how calories are required for a body to exert a certain amount of force, which is measure in Newtons.  Anyhow, he somehow brings up how he noticed his cat food has a nutritional value label on it.  ”I wonder why they have that?” he wonders out loud, “It’s not like the cats know what they’re consuming, does anyone here know the reason why?” I raise my hand and with a thunderous voice I declare, “Professor, it’s because nobody wants to own a fat pussy,” the whole class dies in laughter

Story 4,

After the devastating exam scores.  He asked the whole class how did they feel about the exam.  Everyone sort of murmured but nobody spoke up.  I looked at him square in the eye and told him out loud that I felt like the exam pushed me down, opened my butt cheeks and went to town with my anus.  The look on his face was priceless.

XOXOXOXOXO TILL I OVERDOSE!

Battle Royale.  I’m not going to go into too much depth over this book as this book has over 24 unique different characters with their own stories and to cover the EVERYTHING would take hours.

Long story short, it takes place in Japan during a future timeline.  Japan has become a dystopian society as the government is taking extreme measures to preserve itself. One of the programs is that every year the government would randomly select a high school class and ship them off to an off site island and force them to kill each other.  Rules being that only one can walk out of the island alive. The students are not given any warning or heads up, they were sedated by gas and waken up in a class room with bomb collars around their neck.  Game policy states that if nobody dies in a 24 hour period, all bomb collars would go off thus killing every student and ending the game with no winners.  The game also has restricted zones which are announced every six hours, as the game progresses the restricted zones become larger and larger forcing the fighting arena to get smaller, driving the students to kill each other faster.  If a student does cross over and happen to NOT exit the restricted zone after the time announcement, the bomb collars go off.  Each student is given a black duffel bag filled with water, bread, compass, map, and a random weapon.  The weapons range from an Uzi machine gun, kitchen knife, a pot lid, a GPS tracker, a sickle, etc.  As the game commences, the book gets really graphic about the insanity and how the desperation to live starts pushing students into doing things they thought they would never do.

This book was very long, which I didn’t mind as I think the author did an excellent job taking his time explaining EVERY student’s perspective and what they did.  This book isn’t for a teenage audience though.  It has an extreme graphic descriptions about violence and killing methods the students do to each other.  FYI too, this book was published years before The Hunger Games so don’t think this book ripped it off.  Overall, this book was awesome!  Disgustingly great!

This is my expression whenever Hillary and Heather asks me if I’m still hungry enough for dessert! HAHAHA